Boy:
Did it hurt
Girl:
(sigh) did what hurt
Boy:
Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
only Vietnamese people will understand this LOL
Me:
Ay yo girl, can I get them digits?
Friend:
Alright. Hai tám một, chín ba một, không không không cho.
Reality...
Dad, can I borrow some money?
Expectation:
Reality:
Going to bed.
Expectation:
Reality:
Taking a group picture.
Expectation:
Reality:
Doing the Moonwalk.
Expectation:
Reality:
When drawing.
Expectation:
Reality:
(Source: cookinggunsatthecinema, via iwillmindfuckyou)
